As much as we House Managers try, sometimes we get the feeling that these young men will never shape up. It's a shame, too, because we go to extraordinary lengths to disincentivize bad behavior. You'd think that a young straight guy, with a virgin hole, after getting it banged out and fucked so hard he is gaping... Well, you'd think he'd refrain from what got him in that situation in the first place. Unfortunately, it seems that these guys are just Too Depraved to Behave.