Stan Marsh / Eric Cartman / Gregory / Satan / Mr. Garrison / Mr. Hat / Phillip Niles Argyle / Randy Marsh / Clyde Donovan / Tom - News Reporter / Midget In A Bikini / Canadian Ambassador / Bombardiers / Mr. Mackey / Army General / Ned Gerblanski / Christophe - Ze Mole (or The Mole) / Big Gay Al (singing) / Adolf Hitler / Additional Voices (voice)

Kyle Broflovski / Kenny McCormick / Saddam Hussein / Terrance Henry Stoot / Big Gay Al / Ticket Taker / Stuart McCormick / Jimbo Kearn / Gerald Broflovski / Butters Stotch / Additional Voices (voice)

Liane Cartman / Sheila Broflovski / Sharon Marsh / Carol McCormick / Wendy Testaburger / Clitoris / Additional Voices (voice)

Chef Jerome McElroy (voice)

Ike Broflovski (voice)

Ike Broflovski (voice)

Ike Broflovski (voice)

Man in Theater (voice)

Woman in Theater (voice)

Bebe Stevens (voice)

Dr. Doctor (voice)

Conan O'Brien (voice)

Brooke Shields (voice)

Baldwin Brothers (voice)

Dr. Vosknocker (voice)

Canadian Fighter Pilot (voice)

Winona Ryder (voice)

American Soldier #1 (voice)

American Soldier #2 (voice)

American Soldier #3 (voice)

Kenny (Unhooded) (voice)

Gregory (singing voice)